verns

Vern. -You never call. You never write.

Vern! He is so competitive. I constantly have to remind him they're just kids.

Vern, focus! It's never bad luck when I look fabulous. Oh, hi. Don't worry. I'm here now.

" Beauty by Vern." You're opening up a salon? God, could you get any gayer?

Vern. I worked the catwalks in Milan and Paris. I'm not gonna give makeup tips to little Miss Training Bra.

Vern. I worked the catwalks in Milan and Paris.

Her odds of winning are slim. - Vern!

" Beauty by Vern." You're opening up a salon?